Monday, May 2, 2011

Clean Eating... The Saga Begins (Sorry Milky Way...)

So it has been a while since I have posted. And rightfully so! Wedding planning, working…. Alright I don’t have much of an excuse! But it’s been a fun little five months of neglect! Needless to say in this five months Steve and I have decided to get our act together! We’re eating CLEAN (dun dun dunnn)

This delicious phenomenon is centered about eating things closer to their natural state (sorry Butterfingers). No additives (sorry Schmuckers), no Red #41 (sorry Gushers) and no Rybovlavinosilishkn-iem… (sorry Smartfood)

Foolish?

Why give up all these wonderful culinary delights? Well, since they aren’t really “food” I suppose we should take the word “culinary” out of it… Why give up these wonderful delights? Well, since after eating them I get cottage cheese ass and feel like I’m walking in molasses we should take the word “delight” out of there… Why  give up these wonderful? What’s more wonderful: vanilla “flavoring” or vanilla?

Thought so.
I rest my case.

Now, I understand as a Fenton, soon to be Kaub, it is impossible to truly eat 100% clean at first blush. I mean I love cooking and eating fresh and understanding where my food is coming from and respecting my body… but sometimes I’m just lazy. I will falter. I will kick myself. But, I will get back up and I will be healthier.

So,
Here’s to reducing the size of that tire or that thigh (that has its own gravitational pull), going for that run (wanting to go for that run), enjoying the simple things (remember apples?), and not getting so stressed that I want to order dominos…

Take One people. Take one. 

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